Hundreds of men and women in their twenties were questioned. Asked if they found a sense of humour to be attractive in women, most men said yes. But when they were asked if they would want to be with a woman who cracked jokes herself, the answer was a resounding no.
“When forced to choose between humour production and humour appreciation in potential partners, women valued humour production, whereas men valued receptivity to their own humour,” said Dr Martin.
More than half the men who took part in the survey revealed that a witty woman was not what they were looking for in a partner. Dr Martin said the findings suggested that men see themselves as the ones who should be delivering the lines and feel threatened by humorous women.
Why Men Don’t Fancy Funny Women (via jawdust)
This kind of attitude is a dealbreaker for me. I am a dry motherfucker and if a guy is threatened because I beat him to the punch line, that’s good to know because I don’t want to date a sissy anyway.
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holy shit, if i were with a girl who didn’t crack a single joke, i’d be bored to tears. funny women are the fucking best.
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andoutcamethewolf:squee-gee:winning-wanderlust:cheyennefsho:stfuconservatives:
This is what an abortion looks like at 10 weeks. They removed the baby with rusty knives and just left it in a train station to die. Pro-“choice” people don’t care that this baby could have saved the world. Who knows what it might have become? A doctor? A lawyer? We’ll never know, because ABORTION.
thats an abortion at 10 weeks….?
10 weeks my ass, more like 8-8.7 months. And sure, if you get an abortion off the street they probably will use some shitty rusty knife and just leave the unborn FETUS at a train station. But no, there are these amazing facilities called HOSPITALS and DOCTORS that use sterile tools and numbing agents and dispose of the FETUS properly.

Yo, I fucking cannot AHAHHAhAHAHAH I have perished I have motherfucking perished askjhdslakdfskldflkjsfljksdkh
THE GIF EXPLAINS IT ALL
You bitches are stupid that’s Lord Voldemort
i asked if that was an abortion when this part came up
So I haven’t seen DHP2 yet and when I first saw this post I said “wow that aborted fetus looks a lot like Lord Voldemort”
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