You’re not going to find a perfect candidate unless it’s Jesus Christ.

Jim Bob Duggar, the dad on TLC’s popular big-family [19 kids] reality show. Endorsed Rick Santorum.

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Why is it always assumed that Jesus was perfect. I find his foreign policy to be quite flawed.

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jesus: the first jewish president

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I feel like if the GOP took one look at a Jewish-born Middle Eastern candidate with a burgeoning religious following of his own, who espoused free health care, feeding the poor, and loving thy neighbor, they’d run screaming back to Newt Gingrich faster than you could say Holy Ghost.

Plus, ya know, all that walking on water stuff. Who does that? Terrorists, that’s who. Can’t trust an olive-skinned guy with a long beard.

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