this is fucking hilarious
(via dementors)
Never do I ever want to have to go through having to leave my pup overnight at the vet again because he is sick. You little shit you need to stop eating stuff you shouldn’t and making me a nervous fucking wreck.
overairspace:
this movie ruined my life.
(via fakemustache)
My Monday night is being spent with a bottle of pinot grigio and an Anthony Bourdain programming marathon on The Travel Channel.
No regrets.
fuckyeahjoemanganiello:
#Tebowing right now at the beauty of this shirt
If this fucking game does not turn around I am going to be so pissed.
Hundreds of men and women in their twenties were questioned. Asked if they found a sense of humour to be attractive in women, most men said yes. But when they were asked if they would want to be with a woman who cracked jokes herself, the answer was a resounding no.
“When forced to choose between humour production and humour appreciation in potential partners, women valued humour production, whereas men valued receptivity to their own humour,” said Dr Martin.
More than half the men who took part in the survey revealed that a witty woman was not what they were looking for in a partner. Dr Martin said the findings suggested that men see themselves as the ones who should be delivering the lines and feel threatened by humorous women.
Why Men Don’t Fancy Funny Women (via jawdust)
This kind of attitude is a dealbreaker for me. I am a dry motherfucker and if a guy is threatened because I beat him to the punch line, that’s good to know because I don’t want to date a sissy anyway.
(via sevenpoints)
holy shit, if i were with a girl who didn’t crack a single joke, i’d be bored to tears. funny women are the fucking best.
(via awkwardshoulders)
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